5.5 years.
It has nothing to do with fear and everything to do with being a cheap, lazy bastard who finds it very convenient that 40% of Zurich speaks English (forget where i get that but think it was official), values not understanding the mindless drivel some people say on the trams, and who's crippled by a unilingual American passport.

Bloody hell...I can barely spell in my own native language!
But, panamahat...
wow!!! i can't imagine going
that long...in fact, i have been feeling the urge to actually got off my cheap, lazy arse and take lessons.