I'm reminded of an induction introductory session at did at Kieser Training near the Dub. The girl told me the sequences of exercises I was to do, and I asked her what if I wanted to vary the routine or do it in a different order. Her answer was "You can't." This was followed by one of the strange pauses where the expat tries to establish whether the other person is joking. That was only the first aspect of their weirdness...
dave