| Re: Cute things kids say
My student to me:
Him: Mrs X, Bach rhymes with f***
Me: (WTF! WTF!) Dont use that word!
Him: Why?
Me: Because its not good.
Him: I hear it all the time!!!
Me: From whom? You are only 8!!!
Him: Er...not telling you.
Me: I am going to speak to your mum.
Him: no no no!!!! ok ok, Bach rhymes with....fart. Better?
Me: No!!!!
Him: You are very hard to please.
Me: (and you're a little shit!!!) I am just not pleased that you are using that word. Dont do it again. Carry on please...
Him: fart fart fart!
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