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| But you're from SCOTLAND! Anywhere would give you better weather, happier people, better medical care, more money, actually functional infrastructure, etc, etc, etc than where you came from. Probably even Somalia.  (Well, definitely on the weather front, anyway.) | |
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Somalia looks to have nice beaches (ahem, excuse me armed pirate, but you're blocking my view). And I imagine shopping there is cheap, or otherwise a quick cross-border shopping trip to Djibouti could be fun as well.
