What you offering?

This could be a geat way for me to get pay back and make extra cash. Plus my flat mate is big guitar fan. Do you play metal?

My neighbours have been hammering and drilling from 7am for past two weeks and it's set to go on for some time. I understand there is no noise restriction between 7am - 10pm so whilst I'm away I'm at work I am picturing the oldies settling down for lunch and you rocking out for few hours to piss them right off.

It won't bother me, it's legal by all accounts, I'll make some doe, you have a place to jam, and my stuck up hypocritical ers next door can wish they had some decency.

Master plan no?