Haven't we got any 'desperate to get a job but cannot find one as I can't speak German' dressmakers or tailors on the Forum? Those shirts cannot be all that difficult to make and I bet you can buy similar material by the metre. There must also be a couple of out-of-work office professionals around here who would be glad of a job too. They could do the ordering and billing side of the enterprise. We wouldn't have to pay anyone much as we could do it illegally without AHV or SUVA payments, no paid holidays... In short, we could have our own private "EF farmer's-shirts-made-to-measure" sweat shop.
Just to check if we would have enough customers to make it worth starting up the firm, please send your orders giving size required and SFR.50.- per shirt in cash to the following address: LONGBYT, EF Dressmaking Department, Swiss. (sic!)