bed testing is a fine art reserved for only the most talented of individuals. as the profession is shrouded in mystery, and as i am of the grand order of bed testers first class, i am unable to reveal its many secrets. i am however able to demonstrate- for a slight fee- some less secret elements of my profession. if you sada would like a personal demonstration of my skills, please let me know and i will visit you in your own bedroom and show you the many splendid elements that are the art of bed testing.