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considerably so..
this is what i ate
on the first day of christmas my butcher sent to me a member of the partridge family and i ate them.
on the second day of christmas my chemist sent to me two cases of dove shampoo and i drank them.
on the third day of christmas my organic farmer friend sent to me three french hen parties and i ate them.
on the forth day of christmas my korean mate sent to me four collies and i ate them.
on the fifth day of christmas my jeweller sent to me five golden rings and i sold them to buy more food.
more to follow