Weather Forecaster? I worked for a weather office for 4 years. I never read the weather - my accent is just too odd. But I can talk about towering cirrus and thunderfrost with the worst of them

And re 4 things I hate:
1. Tap dancing
2. Leeches
3. People who order for the whole table at restaurants
4. Oasis and U2. They may create good music but they are also w*nkers.
5. The UN Security Council. It needs a major revamp.
6. The Nike swoosh
7. Hangovers
8. Little fluffy kittens. Just kidding...

Sorry that's 8.