Hallelujah I have finally found bad for you large loaf stodgy soft white sliced bread in Coop and it compares to the cheapest of cheap bread in the UK - I can confirm I have just had the best bacon butty since moving here

It's in Coop in a smallish loaf (but large slices) and is called Sandwich (surprisingly) and has american flag graphics - for all those missing a proper chip, sausage or bacon butty get to coop pronto (sorry you'll have to wait until tomorrow!)

Nicky