Mrs OM joined the Local Gym a few years ago and wanted to use the Jacuzzi.

She asked me "Will everyone be naked?"
I said "Yeah, definitely, it's Switzerland"
She said "OK, I'll go on the Woman's only day".

Well...in due course, she found herself in the Jacuzzi on her own completely naked...when she was joined by other women - all wearing swimming costumes.

She was getting funny looks - and got out as discretely and rapidly as possible.

I had to laugh when she told me!