i)
*English (C2 specializing in regional vernaculars such as Oz, Texan, Ebonics, Prep Talk and Singlish)
*Chinese (A1/A2)
*Vietnamese (A1/A2)
ii)
*Italian (A0 but improving thanks to my patient 2-year-old cousin)
iii)
*Panhandling between Zurich and Lugano, with frequent visits to Heidiland
iv)
*Snorkeling
*Risotto
*Snorkeling in a tank filled with risotto
v)
All of the above