Teleclub will provide you with a set top box if you get this alone.

If you get teleclub via cablecom or swisscom, it will directly through the
cablecom/swisscom boxes, i.e., no need for a separate box. I had to return my teleclub box when I subscribed to Cablecom.

Zweikanal thingy is a box issue not TV. Some channels, like Eurosport are not zweikanal via digital. Don't know why.

Best deal for EPL at the moment is Sky.de (via teleclub satellite). Only Fr.29.90 per month. Sure you can't do satellite?