Quite an emotional juncture after so many dry barren years.

Good News.

I have found in Co-op a sliced loaf that is usable in a ....wait for it ... a toaster.

It's called Backerland Sandwich (made in Austria).

This bread / loaf is a monumental breakthrough in (German) Switzerland because it's not brittle once toasted.

Some trainee student placement idiot must've allowed / accidentally ordered a consignment of 'Toast bread' (previously an oxymoron) that does not end up like a Sahara sandwich.

Halleluiah!!

Enjoy.
I'm off back to the toaster (with the Ultravox song it my head "Toasting, With Tears in My Eyes"),
Higgy Baby