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Old 03.09.2009, 12:37
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Emergency! [diaper/nappy help needed]

I'd really appreciate some help with a looming emergency. I am currently in sole charge of a small, sub-2-year-old male human (or a 2-year-old male sub-human). I have purchased a pack of Huggies Walkers nappies/diapers. Confusingly, half of them have a full figure Winnie the Pooh on one side, and Tigger peering over a drawing of a zipper on the other, while the other half have the characters reversed.

THERE IS NO INDICATION AS TO WHICH SIDE IS THE FRONT, AND WHICH THE REAR!!!

Does anyone have any idea whether the full-sized character should be at the front or the rear?! What would happen if I get it wrong? What are the relative merits of having Pooh at the rear (so to speak) versus Tigger occupying that position? Would there be lasting psychological issues if I get this wrong? And for my son?

I estimate I have less than two hours before peristalsis forces a decision one way or the other. Fellow EFers, my marriage, the mental health of a defenceless child, and my upholstery are DEPENDING ON YOU!!!!!

Please help!
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