The Heart of Darkness: the deepest, murkiest, least civilised corner of the Confederation, where the men are men and the cows are afraid.

It begins at the end of Lake Zurich, and ends somewhere over the mountains, near the source of the Nile. Or the Sihl. One or the other.

There are things to be seen and heard there that no Christian should ever see or hear: Diabolical practices, alarming to all decent gentlemen and their mistresses.

There dwell, according to those who have been there and survived, cattle, dragons, gryffons, chimera, and Kimi Räikkönen.

It is a place of shadows, a place of fear.

So they might not have that magazine I recommended.