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| ... Sweet and Sour pork is the worst Chinese meal in existence. | |
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Try the steamed jellyfish sometime...
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| I think that even sharing must have its limits... and I think that the line should be drawn to the "double dipping" | |
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Before or after the meal?
The Dessert Song
He: "Would you like dessert?"
She: "No, thanks...."
She: "...I'll just have some of yours."
He: "No. If you want dessert, we'll order you some."
She: "I just want a little of yours."
He: "No. You'll eat most of mine. You always do."
She: "You're so selfish."
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