Nope, sorry. Outta luck. (But she has some really beautiful friends!)

craft: My I suggest you start your own thread? It sounds like your circumstances are significantly different to mine, and this thread.

I'd also just suggest taking a deep breath and then enumerating your situation in bullet points. Clearly this is a stressful situation for you. The wall-o-text posts can be hard to read and comprehend, and the bullet points can help logically order your thoughts.