There is a certain morbid facination in wondering WTF the following
combination of musicians and groups must sound like...

Alan "let's get another three symphony orchestras in here " Parsons
Johny "fer gawd's sake, stop winning" Logan
Les "I'm the real Barclay James Harvest, not him" Holroyd
John "Supertramp" Helliwell
Martin "Jethro Tull" Barre
Fairport "good god, look how many of them are still alive!" Convention
Jacqui "Lyke Wake Dirge" McShee
Konan "bagpipes" Mevel
Corvus "more bagpipes" Corax
James "more fairport convention" Wood
Judy "you sing it in italian, Mr Bocelli, whilst I'm singing it in german" Weiss
Pat "let's have another rock guitarist" O'May
Luc "do we have a keyboard man yet?" Bertin
Cecile "another singer won't hurt" Corbel
Simone "hang upsidedown n spin" Heitinga
and not forgetting...
Michael "Kommissar" Mendl
Feuervogel, stilt walkers and people doing somersaults
Celtic Feet Dance, for services to tap dancing

I think I'll resist the temptation...


...at least until they announce the special guest stars, Status Quo
.