I have some china dolls which are full of sherbert (a white powder) which I would like someone to collect from me and deliver to the UK. Oh, and some batteries which I have wired together with some plasticine for a friends doll house. And could you collect some bits of glass which I got in Amsterdam on the way? Honest, it's all perfectly legit...

Anyone?

Anyone?

Bueller?

Seriously, would anyone transport something as a favour to someone they didn't know these days? Or am I being unduly paranoid (who said I was being paranoid?)