Hi guys..if any one can help me out i have another bit of text i need to translate... it would be much appreciated and thanks in advance.

also i apologize if any of these are dirty words...this is a response to a message i sent to someone and i used one as a joke...just so you know this is a good friend and if any words are inappropiate they are said with love

"du bisch jo voll guet...macht spass mit dir...ja eh i chume scho bald uf Jersey... am fritig...de Lucas het mer scho verzellt, dass waermer worde isch...juppieee...also en schoene tag no...du verdammte pisser"