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| Take two towels into the sauna, one to sit on, one to cover your modesty. In one place, my wife did this and an old chap told her it wasn't allowed. She ignored him, but once out of the sauna pointed out the brochure which shows people in the sauna wrapped in towels. | |
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She should have looked him straight in the eye with that slightly lavisious smile playing across her lips, slowly inched the towel up her thigh and, just before reaching Bermuda drop one knee slightly and raise her eyebrow ... I know they have defibrillators in brothels but in saunas?