Gee...
Two teenagers had a little..err.. encounter. One of them makes some calls. He is speaking to an ADULT. The adult freaks out...
Really, on which Planet did you all live? I seem not to have lived on the same planet...
Sorry, I can't feel any symphathy for the O.P. I really try, but I can't.

Perhaps I shouldn't posted it, but there it is. Out loud.
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O.P., please accept my apology..