What with the new season having started (a few weeks ago for us low leaguers), and with Middlesborough being thumped, since Portsmouth closed down Downing, i thought it was time to start a football thread.

How close is Kanu going to come to being top scorer?
Why do Chelsea look so rubbish, but still win?
Will Manure challenge?

I have to say, Kanu's looking very happy as he's being subbed off...