In Bern, we have a bald transvestite who doesn't wear shoes at any time of the year.
I was having a quick espresso in the bahnhof the other day, when I turned around & made eye contact with "it" .....

...followed by the obligatory rant about nothing in particular.
Turned out in a red spangly bube-tube & white mini skirt ensemble, which attracted the attention of some Japanese tourists .... photo call time ...

, at last someone was paying "it" attention, big gap toothed grins & cackling all round. (will try & be quicker with the camera phone next time round)
we have more than our fare share of the usual shower dodgers, but "it" seems to be one of the more colourful.