The ten days of Holiday.
Posted 03.09.2007 at 01:01 by Colonelboris
10 Gregg's pasties
9 KFC pieces
8 Steak pies
7 Fish suppers
6 Cadbury's boosts
5 All-you-can-eat Chinese buffets
4 Packs of custard creams
3 Bacon sandwiches
2 Boxes of indigestion tablets
1 Flight back to Switzerland in the morning.
And, just for Polorise, I did even eat some salad the other day.
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Took a train ride from Crewkerne to Farnborough today. £24 frikkin' quid for a single ticket. TWENTY-FOUR FUGGIN' QUID?!
And not even first class. Proper cattle class with no seats for anyone who got on after Yeovil. Someone jumped out half-way to Basingstoke and a couple got on board. The girl sat next to me while the boyfriend sat nearby (must have been two people who got off then). He came over every two minutes to kiss the girl and even though I wasn't looking (I could hear it even though I desperately concentrating on 'Farewell To Campo 12') I could tell the guy was looking at me as if to say 'this is my girl - don't try it on'. Oh right, like I'm going to strike up a whirlwind romance on a scum shovel to Basingstoke.
I hate South West Trains.
SBB may be a spot pricey, but you at least they actually get you there on time, unlike our train which had the brakes cease up. Luckily in the 'on' position, or that would have been fun when it got to Waterloo. They had to disconnect the two sections of the train and shunt the back half to release the breaks. After that, ten minutes of brake testing before we set off, a whole twenty-five minutes behind schedule.
B***er what Thatcher did - it's Major's fudge-up of the trains that makes me want to hurt people.
Mumble, mumble, mumble.
9 KFC pieces
8 Steak pies
7 Fish suppers
6 Cadbury's boosts
5 All-you-can-eat Chinese buffets
4 Packs of custard creams
3 Bacon sandwiches
2 Boxes of indigestion tablets
1 Flight back to Switzerland in the morning.
And, just for Polorise, I did even eat some salad the other day.
--+--+--+--+--+--+--+--+--+--+--+--+--
Took a train ride from Crewkerne to Farnborough today. £24 frikkin' quid for a single ticket. TWENTY-FOUR FUGGIN' QUID?!
And not even first class. Proper cattle class with no seats for anyone who got on after Yeovil. Someone jumped out half-way to Basingstoke and a couple got on board. The girl sat next to me while the boyfriend sat nearby (must have been two people who got off then). He came over every two minutes to kiss the girl and even though I wasn't looking (I could hear it even though I desperately concentrating on 'Farewell To Campo 12') I could tell the guy was looking at me as if to say 'this is my girl - don't try it on'. Oh right, like I'm going to strike up a whirlwind romance on a scum shovel to Basingstoke.
I hate South West Trains.
SBB may be a spot pricey, but you at least they actually get you there on time, unlike our train which had the brakes cease up. Luckily in the 'on' position, or that would have been fun when it got to Waterloo. They had to disconnect the two sections of the train and shunt the back half to release the breaks. After that, ten minutes of brake testing before we set off, a whole twenty-five minutes behind schedule.
B***er what Thatcher did - it's Major's fudge-up of the trains that makes me want to hurt people.
Mumble, mumble, mumble.
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 |  Er, maybe he wanted to swap places? (Did you get her number?) |
Posted 21.04.2008 at 14:32 by Uncle Max  |
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