I want to complain in the strongest possible terms about <complaint item> in Switzerland.

The other day I wanted to <buy a¦apply for a¦obtain a¦go to> <complaint item> but the person at the <shop¦office¦on the street> was totally rude.

The <complaint item>s in Switzerland are totally pathetic and the ones you find in <insert native country> are far <bigger¦better¦less smelly>.

It is simply too much to bear.

Cheers,
Nick

I'm sure we could use the Xenophobes guide to Switzerland to come up with many such templates!

You are a guest in Swizerland, you cannot expect <complaint item> to be the same as it is at home. <complaint item> is slightly different here but generally the quality is higher than you will find in <complaint item> in England or America.

should I <blank> this <blank> to Humour/Jokes?

We could generalize it, it doesn't apply to Switzerland only:

I want to complain in the strongest possible terms about <complaint item> in <not native country>.

The other day I wanted to <buy a¦apply for a¦obtain a¦go to> <complaint item> but the person at the <shop¦office¦on the street> was totally rude.

The <complaint item>s in <not native country> are totally pathetic and the ones you find in <insert native country> are far <bigger¦better¦less smelly>.

It is simply too much to bear.

I dunno, it sounds like a duplicate question to me.

Can I make a snide comment now?

Cheers,
Nick

fire away; you're not getting any more post count for it

No because <abstract definition by example involving cars>

Why is it than when a
<Newbie/New Visitor> to the forum asks a question that they are always made to feel stupid by

<just/a few/some/many/all>
<forum legends/moderators/veterans/Lob/DaveA>

who think because they
<are a superior race/have a brain/ engage brain before posting>

that it is right to
<insult/demean/goad/tease/provoke>
other forum users , just because they don't know how to
<use search/pose a question/start a new thread/respond in correct forum> ?


dave

Well, the moderation on this forum is just too much. Just because I posted a question asking about <laundry rooms¦tax rates¦salary levels¦satellite tv¦internet connections¦poodle manicure parlours¦finding an apartment¦whether my hamster needs a C-permit before I can buy a wheel for his cage> it got moved to the <insert name of forum section that nobody ever reads>.

Cheers,
Nick

No, not until Godwin's Law comes into play.

By the way, you should have used the search facility first, and Wikipedia AND Google, there are hundreds of vaguely related subjects with suitable diatribe for you to while away the afternoon scrolling through.

Now please leave Switzerland, it is obviously totally unsuitable for you...