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Warning slimey sleazy salesmen

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Today I got of the the bus at Wetzikon and was approached by a man asking me a question in German I told him i speak a little bit and to slow down thinking he was looking for directions then he said to me in English I'm Michael I'm really please to meet you, I'm working for 'pro life ' and it's s life changer I think you can benefit from losing weight and getting fit and active and taking this program i was furious I'm 5ft. 5 inches currently 10st 10pound so I could be s little lighter but I'm not huge UK size 12??? Wtf is this heppening every bahnoff?? Told him in my politest way to dod off
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Re: Warning slimey sleazy salesmen

What a t*&tfink he was. I wouldn't have been polite at all! Maybe try some good old Anglo Saxon next time... Rude! Now, put him out of your mind... it wouldn't have been personal, he was just selling stuff.
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Today I got of the the bus at Wetzikon and was approached by a man asking me a question in German I told him i speak a little bit and to slow down thinking he was looking for directions then he said to me in English I'm Michael I'm really please to meet you, I'm working for 'pro life ' and it's s life changer I think you can benefit from losing weight and getting fit and active and taking this program i was furious I'm 5ft. 5 inches currently 10st 10pound so I could be s little lighter but I'm not huge UK size 12??? Wtf is this heppening every bahnoff?? Told him in my politest way to dod off
But at the same time theres no point for him to go to skinnier people also
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Today I got of the the bus at Wetzikon and was approached by a man asking me a question in German I told him i speak a little bit and to slow down thinking he was looking for directions then he said to me in English I'm Michael I'm really please to meet you, I'm working for 'pro life ' and it's s life changer I think you can benefit from losing weight and getting fit and active and taking this program i was furious I'm 5ft. 5 inches currently 10st 10pound so I could be s little lighter but I'm not huge UK size 12??? Wtf is this heppening every bahnoff?? Told him in my politest way to dod off
Isn't this a public service? You're in Switzerland... a UK size 12 is like a mountain over here.

*runs*

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You're in Switzerland... a UK size 12 is like a mountain over here.

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Old 11.12.2015, 09:16
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Re: Warning slimey sleazy salesmen

I think it is lovely that in this busy, hustle-bustle world, people are ready to sacrifice a little bit of their precious time to give even complete strangers the benefit of their advice.
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Old 11.12.2015, 09:55
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Re: Warning slimey sleazy salesmen

When I lived in larger cities was it pretty normal that somebody would chat you up, usually with a flyer or a business card, selling his services as private trainer. "Don't you want to get fit and lose some kilos" is the default pitch... What's the issue?
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Today I got of the the bus at Wetzikon and was approached by a man asking me a question in German I told him i speak a little bit and to slow down thinking he was looking for directions then he said to me in English I'm Michael I'm really please to meet you, I'm working for 'pro life ' and it's s life changer I think you can benefit from losing weight and getting fit and active and taking this program i was furious I'm 5ft. 5 inches currently 10st 10pound so I could be s little lighter but I'm not huge UK size 12??? Wtf is this heppening every bahnoff?? Told him in my politest way to dod off
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When I lived in larger cities was it pretty normal that somebody would chat you up, usually with a flyer or a business card, selling his services as private trainer. "Don't you want to get fit and lose some kilos" is the default pitch... What's the issue?
Thanks for posting this.
It never happened to me. This surely means that I am in good shape
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Old 11.12.2015, 10:02
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Thanks for posting this.
It never happened to me. This surely means that I am in good shape
Or you look like you're beyond repair...
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Old 11.12.2015, 10:12
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It never happened to me. This surely means that I am in good shape
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Or you look like you're beyond repair...
Or you look like you'd do more than "politely tell him to dod off".
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Old 11.12.2015, 11:06
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Thanks for posting this.
It never happened to me. This surely means that I am in good shape
I get the opposite.

A personal trainer called Billag keeps knocking on my door telling me I ought to spend time on the couch watching TV.
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Hi

Today I got of the the bus at Wetzikon and was approached by a man asking me a question in German I told him i speak a little bit and to slow down thinking he was looking for directions then he said to me in English I'm Michael I'm really please to meet you, I'm working for 'pro life ' and it's s life changer I think you can benefit from losing weight and getting fit and active and taking this program i was furious I'm 5ft. 5 inches currently 10st 10pound so I could be s little lighter but I'm not huge UK size 12??? Wtf is this heppening every bahnoff?? Told him in my politest way to dod off
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Old 11.12.2015, 11:54
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Told him in my politest way to dod off


I would have said "I'm glad you speak English Michael, now off."
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Re: Warning slimey sleazy salesmen

I would have replied: "Thank you for your concern, dear Michael, but if I may myself in turn dispense a little bit of advice, there is a wonderful clinic round the corner offering complete face lifts for total dick heads, why don't you go and enquire, cheerio, Miko!"
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Old 11.12.2015, 19:59
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Next time around when someone similar approaches you - execute combo without any further delay
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Re: Warning slimey sleazy salesmen

To be completely honest at the time I had a huge inflated as we say in U.K. Bubble jacket on so he could never see my m size I mean who burst out a bubble jacket

Serious note would hate for someone to be ripped off before Christmas this is just a warning

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Re: Warning slimey sleazy salesmen

I was queuing to pay for my lunch.

The woman behind the checkout said "I'm really sorry about your wait".

Cheeky cow wasn't so slim herself.
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Thanks for posting this.
It never happened to me. This surely means that I am in good shape
Aren't you a guy?

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Old 19.12.2015, 00:25
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currently 10st 10pound
A metric st is 10 kg, right?

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A metric st is 10 kg, right?

Tom
A stone is 6.3kg, which makes Hayley around 65kg, give or take. For her height (around 1.65) she's completely average, not a gram overweight. Good, normal, healthy body.
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