This Saturday 17th July in Schwyz.

I was so surprised that I had to take a picture of the poster for proof!

The Sweet did a concert in Ludwigshafen last year. I could hear them from my office window (it was just across the road). They were quite entertaining.

I think I'll offer my services as a native guide.

I could even work as an interpreter for Slade...

Ah, but which Sweet is it? Could make all the difference!

And don't expect to see Noddy Holder or Jim Lea there either!

Just Dougal then?

I am sure that you would feel very at home there

.....in Schwyz......well there's a surprise. The whole place is about 30 years behind the rest of the world.

Him and Alice, apparently.

Alice? Who the... Oh. Alice. I know her. Used to live next door.



One of Smokie really did live on the same street as me in Bradford.

When Bradford City were in Premier League, we saw Smokie in the stand once - all wearing Smokie T-shirts.

I'm thinking : one bomb......

And I'm thinking: I bet DB is now thinking: Yes, one bomb...... about 50Kton should do nicely for all four of the "S"s involved