So I was taking my dogs for a walk, and my old-timer decided to let loose his bladder as soon as we got out the front door of our building, where there is a semi-perma-installed doormat/carpet thing.

I interrupted him and dragged him to the curb where he continued to relieve himself, realizing that someone, somewhere with a pair of binoculars or video camera probably captured the whole thing and wrote it down in their journal.

Upon return, I got my spot-treatment carpet cleaner and some towels and went downstairs for my 15 minutes of public humiliation to treat the damage. After all is said and done... I have discovered that this is probably the only time that this doormat/carpet thing has ever seen any kind of cleaning in its life.

Now I just have to wonder about some of these Swiss rules...

P.S. yes... I cleaned something on a Sunday.... I will surely burn in hell.

Stand by for a knock on the door. No, scrap that, it's much more likely to be an anonymous letter or a dollop of dog poo through your letterbox

Not quite, but please let us know the address of the jail so we can pay you a visit.