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25.12.2011, 17:57
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I've heard there is official parking in Zurich where allowed to have sex in the car.
The question where is such parking located? | 
25.12.2011, 18:02
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| | | Re: Parking place for having sex in the car | Quote: | |  | | | I've heard there is official parking in Zurich where allowed to have sex in the car.
The question where is such parking located?  | | | | | Katzesee, Schuessplatz albis guetli | | The following 2 users would like to thank cannut for this useful post: | | 
25.12.2011, 18:05
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| | | Re: Parking place for having sex in the car | Quote: | |  | | | I've heard there is official parking in Zurich where allowed to have sex in the car.
The question where is such parking located?  | | | | | It has yet to go to the vote.
If you are in a hurry, try Sihlquai or Langstrasse. http://www.thelocal.ch/1774/20111116/
Mind the handbrake...
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25.12.2011, 18:19
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| | | Re: Parking place for having sex in the car
You have to fulfill a few criteria before auto intercourse:
1) Have a vehicle
2) Ensure marital / GF life is not what you're expecting it to be
3) Always wear your seat belt. Safety first and protection against her/him running away during the act
4) Angle your side mirrors for that "extra immersion" - alternative angle view of butt
5) Be a total loser
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25.12.2011, 18:21
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Thanks, cap!
I see you are in theme. Good
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25.12.2011, 18:50
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| | | Re: Parking place for having sex in the car | Quote: | |  | | | You have to fulfill a few criteria before auto intercourse:
1) Have a vehicle
2) Ensure marital / GF life is not what you're expecting it to be
3) Always wear your seat belt. Safety first and protection against her/him running away during the act
4) Angle your side mirrors for that "extra immersion" - alternative angle view of butt
5) Be a total loser | | | | | You forgot:
6) Be an American teenager!
Tom
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25.12.2011, 18:53
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| | | Re: Parking place for having sex in the car | Quote: | |  | | | You forgot:
6) Be an North American teenager! 
Tom | | | | | Fixed that for you | | The following 5 users would like to thank cannut for this useful post: | | 
25.12.2011, 19:26
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| | | Re: Parking place for having sex in the car | Quote: | |  | | | You have to fulfill a few criteria before auto intercourse:
1) Have a vehicle
2) Ensure marital / GF life is not what you're expecting it to be
3) Always wear your seat belt. Safety first and protection against her/him running away during the act
4) Angle your side mirrors for that "extra immersion" - alternative angle view of butt
5) Be a total loser | | | | | You forgot number 7
7)Wear a condom and turn off your phone (your gf/wifey may call you at that moment gotta avoid that)
Last edited by lifeisabuffet; 25.12.2011 at 19:37.
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25.12.2011, 19:46
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| | | Re: Parking place for having sex in the car | Quote: | |  | | | I've heard there is official parking in Zurich where allowed to have sex in the car.
The question where is such parking located?  | | | | | I went on a tour of a car workshop the other day and was quite shocked to see all the mechanics screwing in cars.
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25.12.2011, 19:53
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| | | Re: Parking place for having sex in the car | Quote: | |  | | | I went on a tour of a car workshop the other day and was quite shocked to see all the mechanics screwing in cars. | | | | | Eh! (Canadian slang ) You should go to a car manufacturing plant ,like Windsor/Detroit ,there are hundreds /thousands of Robots doing that | 
25.12.2011, 20:23
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| | | Re: Parking place for having sex in the car | Quote: | |  | | | You forgot number 7
7)Wear a condom and turn off your phone (your gf/wifey may call you at that moment gotta avoid that) | | | | | Alas, mobile phones didn't exist back in the '70s!
Tom
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26.12.2011, 10:37
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| | | Re: Parking place for having sex in the car
Woe, my misspent youth.
(although in 76 it was still illeagle for me to enter one)
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