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Old 25.07.2012, 21:50
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Racoonwhats wrong with you folks
Damn. I'm hallucinating beavers again.

Taking meds now.
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Old 25.07.2012, 21:55
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NICE beaver!
Have you had it stuffed lately?



Hangs his head in shame..

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Old 25.07.2012, 21:57
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my 5 cents worth
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Old 25.07.2012, 22:02
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After ten vodka red bulls...






The morning after...
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Old 25.07.2012, 22:05
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Re: Sex under the blanket

Why do I have a sudden craving for chicken Mcnuggets?
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Old 25.07.2012, 22:36
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Yeah, but my husband has to wear night-vision goggles as part of the costume that I make him wear.

Oh no! I borrowed Captan John Thomas's military spec ones once, when they targeted in to my OH's heat signature my retinas detached from the optic nerve and they tried to initiate a full on frontal assult.

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terribly unfair that gravity seems to take its toll on women more quickly than it does to men.
Not sure about that.... Droopy boobies are always a more welcome, if un provoked, sight than an 80 year old boxer short cladded scrotum, just for a perspective point of view
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Old 26.07.2012, 06:44
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Re: Sex under the blanket

Interesting thread. Some faint, distant memories are coming back.

In my apartment winter the heat goes way down at 10 pm. When I inquired the manager suggested that at 10 I should be in bed and that if I still felt chilly I should get a heavier duvet, a companion or both. Friendly lady, full of helpful advice. I opted for a heavier duvet.

More clearly, the comments about beavers remind me that I miss having Hooker's BeaverTails. Honest, it is a deepfried pastry with cinnamon sugar on it. Yes, check wikipedia.
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Old 26.07.2012, 07:02
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I always thought it had something to do with this: http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...%20time%20bomb
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Old 26.07.2012, 07:30
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Have you had it stuffed lately?



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nice, but forgot the vid

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Old 26.07.2012, 08:15
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Most ladies feel uncomfortable with their figures even though they may be attractive. A good looking woman will compare and fret endlessly about her curves, whilst a man couldn't care less and rarely will feel insecure about his own physique (perhaps because of the way women value them)
I really don't think that's true. At all.

Men _do_ fret about their physique. The only difference is that once they've got dressed and out of the mirror's range they're capable of stopping fretting, on the basis that there's sod all they can do about it today, so why worry?
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Old 26.07.2012, 08:54
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I look in the mirror and just think how perfect I am.



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Old 26.07.2012, 08:59
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I don't understand. How the hell can you check the wardrobe mirror when you're hidden beneath the buvet?
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Old 26.07.2012, 09:33
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I really don't think that's true. At all.

Men _do_ fret about their physique. The only difference is that once they've got dressed and out of the mirror's range they're capable of stopping fretting, on the basis that there's sod all they can do about it today, so why worry?
Absolutely true, hence the common man's aversion to mirrors. I am always deeply suspicious of men who like to see themselves in a mirror, as I suspect there's something awfully wrong with them.
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Old 26.07.2012, 09:49
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Absolutely true, hence the common man's aversion to mirrors. I am always deeply suspicious of men who like to see themselves in a mirror, as I suspect there's something awfully wrong with them.
Surely that is dependant on the current activity, gäu?
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Absolutely true, hence the common man's aversion to mirrors. I am always deeply suspicious of men who like to see themselves in a mirror, as I suspect there's something awfully wrong with them.
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Old 26.07.2012, 10:07
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Absolutely true, hence the common man's aversion to mirrors. I am always deeply suspicious of men who like to see themselves in a mirror, as I suspect there's something awfully wrong with them.
Yep - we are perfect.
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Old 26.07.2012, 10:13
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my 5 cents worth
nice beaver-----note it is not hidden under blankets.
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Old 26.07.2012, 10:17
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my 5 cents worth
Did you just post a picture of a beaver shagging a rock?

Or do I need my medications?
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Old 26.07.2012, 10:51
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But switching the lights off would be the better option
not before ~10 in Switzerland, it's still light out :|
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Old 28.07.2012, 14:44
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Did you just post a picture of a beaver shagging a rock?

Or do I need my medications?
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