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Old 22.01.2015, 21:34
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Thank god! German court rules that men can urinate while standing

German court rules that men can urinate while standing

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-30937492

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Old 22.01.2015, 21:38
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German men it's okay to damage property with pee - just stand up

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-30937492

So judge agrees that property was damaged, but because it was uric acid - as opposed to any other kind - the landlord isn't entitled to compensation.
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Perhaps there should be some kind of stipulation in there regarding one's aiming abilities.
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Re: Thank god!

Totally agree about rights of men to stand to pee- as is natural-ridiculous for a man to be asked to sit, really!!!! But I also expect men who do, to be considerate If they sprinkle when they tinkle, they can also wipe the bowl and floor as and when necessary, surely!
If someone is such a bad aimer that the very expensive floor gets damaged, they should be responsible.

Glad to say the men in my life can aim, and will deal with any 'collateral damage, as and when, including my 8 year old grandson When he was 3, we forgave him the odd spillage

If men can get away with causing severe and expensive damage by careless sprinkling, don't be surprised if landlords begin to refuse to rent to men !

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Re: German men it's okay to damage property with pee - just stand up

Too many ladies in my life, I am obliged to sit; no matter how cold the water is.
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Yes you can pee standing up ...

.... and at least in Germany not be charged for damage to the floors...
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-30937492
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.... and at least in Germany not be charged for damage to the floors...
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A bit late to party are we?

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Re: Thank god! German court rules that men can urinate while standing

Threads merged and slight alteration to your thread title Tom to stop all the dupes popping up.
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the original title was a bit pap.

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Re: Thank god! German court rules that men can urinate while standing

One of these strange cultural quirks is that men in south Germany tend to sit for tinkle time like girls.
It seems to be the default setting for Bavarians and Swabians, (Schwäbisch Schlammer coming out now) I simply can´t pee standing and prefere to sit, it takes a whole load of beer for me to whiddle in comfort whilst standing.
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Re: Thank god! German court rules that men can urinate while standing

Aim would be better standing up
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Re: Thank god! German court rules that men can urinate while standing

Is this where I introduce the infuriating subject of most men's habit of leaving the seat up?
It took years of careful nurture to train my menfolk to not do that, I hand them over to over-indulgent swiss girlfriends for a few years and we're back to square one.
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So judge agrees that property was damaged, but because it was uric acid - as opposed to any other kind - the landlord isn't entitled to compensation.

perfectly correct. As it has to be. To urinate into whatever and wherever to me is a basic human right
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Old 22.01.2015, 23:26
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Re: Thank god! German court rules that men can urinate while standing

My OH has a not so indulgent Swiss wife- and he doesn't He was properly educated by his South-AFrican British mother- thanks.
Mind you, always found the habit of so many British homes having fitted carpets in the loo disgusting!

As Whoopi Goldberg says in her autobiography, threre is nothing worse than getting to the loo in the middle of the night in the dark- sit down on WET loo bowl

Wooli- as some of us said, we agree- men pee standing up- but they either aim properly or clear up after themselves. Punkt Schluss!
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My OH has a not so indulgent Swiss wife- and he doesn't He was properly educated by his South-AFrican British mother- thanks.
Mind you, always found the habit of so many British homes having fitted carpets in the loo disgusting!

As Whoopi Goldberg says in her autobiography, threre is nothing worse than getting to the loo in the middle of the night in the dark- sit down on WET loo bowl

Wooli- as some of us said, we agree- men pee standing up- but they either aim properly or clear up after themselves. Punkt Schluss!

After I pay a visit to the toilet I DO clean up after the visit myself. --- I really do ...



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Perhaps there should be some kind of stipulation in there regarding one's aiming abilities.

Only if there is a contest and the four winners get a Holiday on Mallorca, the first in a top class hotel, the second in a second class hotel , the third one in a third class hotel and the fourth in a tourist class hotel. Courses are to be offered, about pissing precisely and how to handle your foreskin
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