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Old 09.03.2015, 02:02
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Re: astonished at toilet at lausanne station...

really???? i wouldn't even think of using a public toilet- but i live in lausanne and my bus stop is just beside one in the center- it seems to be quite a popular place. and nope, i wouldn't use the public toilets in paris, no way. london- can't say but i'd rather play it safe.

and i know because when it comes to public toilets (i guess only in lausanne) there are always shady figures hanging around...
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I went to the toilet at lausanne station to pee (not the Mr. Clean but the free toilet which is quite a bit dirty...) A guy was just beside me. He started to masturbate as soon as he saw me enter and he kept on smiling to me... and then another guy entered, he did the same thing to him, and then i saw the two go inside together...

And what exactly is ASTONISHING about this matter ?
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Old 09.03.2015, 07:47
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I went to the toilet at lausanne station to pee (not the Mr. Clean but the free toilet which is quite a bit dirty...) A guy was just beside me. He started to masturbate as soon as he saw me enter and he kept on smiling to me... and then another guy entered, he did the same thing to him, and then i saw the two go inside together...


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Re: astonished at toilet at lausanne station...

switzerland is full of homos and perverts
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Old 09.03.2015, 08:41
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Fixed that for you.
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switzerland is full of homos and perverts
My employer, a large multinational recently published a list of top ten visited websites from company computers...

Number 1 was a swiss based gay dating site.
Number 2 was a newspaper.
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Old 09.03.2015, 08:59
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Number 1 was a swiss based gay dating site.
Number 2 was a newspaper.
.... and I thought that I was the only ........
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Number 1 was a swiss based gay dating site.
Number 2 was a newspaper.
Which website? I am going to have a look.
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Old 09.03.2015, 09:12
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Which website? I am going to have a look.

You planing on two timming your new freinds already ?
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Old 09.03.2015, 09:13
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And what exactly is ASTONISHING about this matter ?
That OP didn't go in with them?
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Old 09.03.2015, 09:26
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Re: astonished at toilet at lausanne station...

He's probably a first time cottager: all boned-up (fnarr, fnarr) on the theory, but a little gauche in the practice.

Back to evening school for him...

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You planing on two timming your new freinds already ?


he is new to the idea... Maybe he wants to research about it first
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Old 09.03.2015, 11:09
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Re: astonished at toilet at lausanne station...

There was a time when you could go into a public convienience for a bit of cottaging without being disturbed by people urinating.

What has the world come to??
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Old 09.03.2015, 11:11
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What has the world come to??
It's all George Michael's fault. The gents are just full of celebrity wannabes these days.

They're just the poor man's Ivy.
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Old 09.03.2015, 11:13
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Re: astonished at toilet at lausanne station...

I have been accused of a variety of things whilst splashing my boots. Usually coz I'm texting with my right, left hand holding the mayor
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Old 09.03.2015, 11:16
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Dude! That's just wrong.

Cottaging, glory-holes and masturbation are things to be expected in a public loo.

But peeing and texting?
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Old 09.03.2015, 11:18
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Dude! That's just wrong.

Cottaging, glory-holes and masturbation are things to be expected in a public loo.

But peeing and texting?
I'd be concerned if someone got their camera-phone out at the urinal.

Can't you lot stop fiddling with them for one minute?
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Re: astonished at toilet at lausanne station...

It's worth photoing......
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Old 09.03.2015, 11:21
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Re: astonished at toilet at lausanne station...

Moderators - please move this thread to Social Events under the Events Section.

Poster seems to be confused. The Happy Crew normally meet on every second Saturday in public conveniences. Bring your own Kleenex. So I've heard ...
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