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It's worth photoing......
Have you got one with a zoom lense then?
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I'd be concerned if someone got their camera-phone out at the urinal.

Can't you lot stop fiddling with them for one minute?
Yeah a mobile on a selfie stick in the urinal. Only Mr.Bean could get away with that...
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Re: astonished at toilet at lausanne station...

One guy starts a thread about being astonished by someone jacking off and making it out in a public toilet - makes everybody's Monday interesting.


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I'm sure if it was two women in men's bathroom making out he would have fainted. Ambulance and then the whole story in 20 min.
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Hint: no one uses public toilets in ANY city to pee...
In fact i would assume anyone who enters the public toilets to be looking for exactly what you got. Sorry for you but now you know. Next time just buy a coffee in the restaurant upstairs and pee without a show.
Huge statement.

What about the self cleaning public toilets? The whole room gets sprayed.

What about the toilets which charge 1CHF and reciepts are issued showing the entry time? There are almost always cleaning staff in or outside these toilets.

Those two options are quite clean and respectable.
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One guy starts a thread about being astonished by someone jacking off and making it out in a public toilet - makes everybody's Monday interesting.


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I'm sure if it was two women in men's bathroom making out he would have fainted. Ambulance and then the whole story in 20 min.
I would be more than happy to lend a hand and provide a selfie stick.
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Q: How do 5 gay men walk? A: One Direction!

Q: What do you call a gay drive by? A: "a fruit roll up."

Q: Why can't gays drive faster than 68mph? A: Because at 69 they blow a rod. Q: What do you call a gay cowboy? A: A Jolly Rancher!

Q: What does a homo say to another gay going on vacation? A: Can I help you pack your shit?

Q: Why are most politicans in the closet or gay? A: Because they can only mandate.

Q: Why are gays happy that they have nutsacks A: Because they use them as mudflaps.

Q: How do you fit three homosexuals on one barstool? A: Turn it upside-down!

Q: How can you catch a gay squirrel? A: Climb a tree and pretend to be an almond (botanically speaking, almonds are fruits).

source: http://www.jokes4us.com/dirtyjokes/gayjokes.html

excellent jokes.. Cool website too.
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I have been accused of a variety of things whilst splashing my boots. Usually coz I'm texting with my right, left hand holding the mayor
Sounds like you should be a politician.
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Re: astonished at toilet at lausanne station...

I say we turn this thread into "Weirdest Place I Ever Saw Someone Spank the Monkey", kay? Here goes:

Driving my mini-van, 1990, two small kids in car seats in the back, four lane road just north of Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, typical suburbia, traffic backed up, red light after red light after red light.

Man driving much lower car in the lane next to me, broad daylight, pants around ankles having a grand old time, one hand on wheel, one hand on "stick shift".

Please, can any males explain this to me? Does the urge just come upon you at 4:00 p.m., in traffic, Home Depot to the left and Walmart to the right, that cannot wait until you get home? (or at least pull out of traffic into a parking lot?)
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Old 09.03.2015, 17:22
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I say we turn this thread into "Weirdest Place I Ever Saw Someone Spank the Monkey", kay? Here goes:

Driving my mini-van, 1990, two small kids in car seats in the back, four lane road just north of Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, typical suburbia, traffic backed up, red light after red light after red light.

Man driving much lower car in the lane next to me, broad daylight, pants around ankles having a grand old time, one hand on wheel, one hand on "stick shift".

Please, can any males explain this to me? Does the urge just come upon you at 4:00 p.m., in traffic, Home Depot to the left and Walmart to the right, that cannot wait until you get home? (or at least pull out of traffic into a parking lot?)
Well...he is multitasking, isn't he. Efficient. Just like the guys in the LS toilets, probably.

And then they say men can't.



(anyways, hope your kids haven't seen it or were able to un-see)
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Old 09.03.2015, 17:28
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Re: astonished at toilet at lausanne station...

Multitasking, love it. And, yes, I pulled in behind him tout de suite, because the 3 year-old daughter did indeed have a bird's eye view and I didn't want to pay for therapy 15 years later.
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Re: astonished at toilet at lausanne station...

Did you take his number and report him to the police (I think I would have).
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Please, can any males explain this to me?
Probably wanted to be seen. It's just a twist on flashing.
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Re: astonished at toilet at lausanne station...

well here's a toilet to avoid. I went here to take a pee. After the pee I turned around to leave and saw there was 3 or 4 pervs just lined up against the wall doing whatever.
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Multitasking, love it. And, yes, I pulled in behind him tout de suite, because the 3 year-old daughter did indeed have a bird's eye view and I didn't want to pay for therapy 15 years later.
Your mom instinct is great, I think I would just manage to say "cover your eyes" in a shock, which I am sure would have the opposite effect

Anyways. I know people get attached to their cars a lot in the US
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Did you take his number and report him to the police (I think I would have).
No, this was in the US and long before I became Swissified. Now I would call the police just because he was driving with only one hand. That is just not safe.
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Re: astonished at toilet at lausanne station...

nope- wouldn't use any public toilets self cleaning or not, but i guess i'm picky.

maybe it's me () but unfortunately, i've had multiple experiences seeing unwanted monkey spanking. starting when we took a trip to the country with school in a yellow bus and all of us 7th graders were surprised to look down and see a guy driving beside us and pulling pork, so to speak...i think 25 kids making vomit impressions at him thru the window wasn't was he was looking for but the teachers did take his license plate and call the cops. otherwise, i have learned not to enter the subway when there is only one guy inside- it's usually a tell tale sign... so given all that and more, i just assume everyone knows a public potty is a place for special moments...
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Re: astonished at toilet at lausanne station...

well if ya busting for a pee what do you suggest. do it in your pants.
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nope- wouldn't use any public toilets self cleaning or not, but i guess i'm picky.

maybe it's me () but unfortunately, i've had multiple experiences seeing unwanted monkey spanking. starting when we took a trip to the country with school in a yellow bus and all of us 7th graders were surprised to look down and see a guy driving beside us and pulling pork, so to speak...i think 25 kids making vomit impressions at him thru the window wasn't was he was looking for but the teachers did take his license plate and call the cops. otherwise, i have learned not to enter the subway when there is only one guy inside- it's usually a tell tale sign... so given all that and more, i just assume everyone knows a public potty is a place for special moments...
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well if ya busting for a pee what do you suggest. do it in your pants.
We're talking about men mutually masturbating and engaging in homosexual acts in (male) public toilets. If you want to discuss other types of fetish perhaps you should start your own thread.

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Re: astonished at toilet at lausanne station...

Its amusing to see so many people amused at such shitty things.. @OP, I would have informed the police. Because such guys might prey on young kids and imagine instead of you, if it were a teenage boy. that pervert wud have surely done something...I mean go to gay clubs, go to streets where gay prostitutes are walking. Go and do whatever...but not in a public toilet.
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nope- wouldn't use any public toilets self cleaning or not, but i guess i'm picky.

maybe it's me () but unfortunately, i've had multiple experiences seeing unwanted monkey spanking. starting when we took a trip to the country with school in a yellow bus and all of us 7th graders were surprised to look down and see a guy driving beside us and pulling pork, so to speak...i think 25 kids making vomit impressions at him thru the window wasn't was he was looking for but the teachers did take his license plate and call the cops. otherwise, i have learned not to enter the subway when there is only one guy inside- it's usually a tell tale sign... so given all that and more, i just assume everyone knows a public potty is a place for special moments...
And all the 25 kids knew exactly what he was doing and had a good view.....
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