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astonished at toilet at lausanne station...

I went to the toilet at lausanne station to pee (not the Mr. Clean but the free toilet which is quite a bit dirty...) A guy was just beside me. He started to masturbate as soon as he saw me enter and he kept on smiling to me... and then another guy entered, he did the same thing to him, and then i saw the two go inside together...
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Old 08.03.2015, 18:34
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Re: astonished at toilet at lausanne station...

Aw. You've led a sheltered life so far, haven't you?
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Old 08.03.2015, 18:47
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I went to the toilet at lausanne station to pee (not the Mr. Clean but the free toilet which is quite a bit dirty...) A guy was just beside me. He started to masturbate as soon as he saw me enter and he kept on smiling to me... and then another guy entered, he did the same thing to him, and then i saw the two go inside together...
Perhaps they were hoping for a third to join them?

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Re: astonished at toilet at lausanne station...

They were secret agent / spy types..

The masturbation is like a code word, the second guy new the code and they went in together to change secrets about cheese and chocolate -- or do some kind of cheese and chocolate mixing.
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Old 08.03.2015, 18:53
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I went to the toilet at lausanne station to pee (not the Mr. Clean but the free toilet which is quite a bit dirty...) A guy was just beside me. He started to masturbate as soon as he saw me enter and he kept on smiling to me... and then another guy entered, he did the same thing to him, and then i saw the two go inside together...
Don't worry. This is the secret code for an EF event.
On the toilet, the exchange tips for cheap dishwasher tablets, brown sugar etc.
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Re: astonished at toilet at lausanne station...

Get your coat, you've pulled
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Old 08.03.2015, 19:06
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Re: astonished at toilet at lausanne station...

So the free entertainment in the free toilet didn't tinkle your bells, pay whatever Mr Clean costs instead of mr dirty.
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Old 08.03.2015, 19:15
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Aw. You've led a sheltered life so far, haven't you?
Absolutely. People who simply want to empty their bladder don't go to all the trouble and expense of seeking out a Mr Clean establishment. They tend to improvise, finding a suitable, private spot closer at hand.
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Old 08.03.2015, 19:20
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Old 08.03.2015, 19:33
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Re: astonished at toilet at lausanne station...

Perhaps they were waiting for you to offer a hand?

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Old 08.03.2015, 21:12
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I went to the toilet at lausanne station to pee (not the Mr. Clean but the free toilet which is quite a bit dirty...) A guy was just beside me. He started to masturbate as soon as he saw me enter and he kept on smiling to me... and then another guy entered, he did the same thing to him, and then i saw the two go inside together...
If they offer you a biscuit ..... politely decline.
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Old 08.03.2015, 21:18
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I went to the toilet at lausanne station to pee (not the Mr. Clean but the free toilet which is quite a bit dirty...) A guy was just beside me. He started to masturbate as soon as he saw me enter and he kept on smiling to me... and then another guy entered, he did the same thing to him, and then i saw the two go inside together...
Hint: no one uses public toilets in ANY city to pee...
In fact i would assume anyone who enters the public toilets to be looking for exactly what you got. Sorry for you but now you know. Next time just buy a coffee in the restaurant upstairs and pee without a show.
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Old 08.03.2015, 21:23
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Hint: no one uses public toilets in ANY city to pee...
In fact i would assume anyone who enters the public toilets to be looking for exactly what you got. Sorry for you but now you know. Next time just buy a coffee in the restaurant upstairs and pee without a show.
Good place to collect celebrity autographs, though.
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Old 08.03.2015, 21:27
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Hint: no one uses public toilets in ANY city to pee...
Depends if the country has laws against sexual acts in public toilets and enforces them. I've used public toilets in many cities - including London - without there being an hint of the behaviour described by the OP.
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Old 08.03.2015, 21:27
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I don't get your shock - what do you normally do with your Sundays? Everywhere else is shut.
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Old 08.03.2015, 21:40
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Aw. You've led a sheltered life so far, haven't you?
Call me sheltered, but in over thirty years no-one has ever chocked their chicken in front of me (or behind, or to the side) in a public toilet.

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Hint: no one uses public toilets in ANY city to pee...
Hint: what planet are you on?
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Old 08.03.2015, 21:54
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I went to the toilet at lausanne station to pee (not the Mr. Clean but the free toilet which is quite a bit dirty...) A guy was just beside me. He started to masturbate as soon as he saw me enter and he kept on smiling to me... and then another guy entered, he did the same thing to him, and then i saw the two go inside together...
Lol...so there was no 'happyrobbie' after all
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Old 08.03.2015, 22:00
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Hint: no one uses public toilets in ANY city to pee....
Really? I can't say for the gents ( since I don't go in them) but the public loos I've used almost everywhere ( France being the exception) have all been fine.

The ones in Neuchatel are clean and well maintained and they're free ( except at the station).
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Hint: no one uses public toilets in ANY city to pee...
In fact i would assume anyone who enters the public toilets to be looking for exactly what you got. Sorry for you but now you know. Next time just buy a coffee in the restaurant upstairs and pee without a show.
Aren't you female? How would you know

Hmm, on second thought I'm not sure I want that answered...
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Old 08.03.2015, 23:57
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Call me sheltered, but in over thirty years no-one has ever chocked their chicken in front of me (or behind, or to the side) in a public toilet.
Well, me neither. But it's not remotely astonishing that it goes on.
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