bigger slackers: Lausannois or Luzerners?
Luzern: German-speaking, but Catholic.
Lausanne: Protestant, but French-speaking.
Given this conundrum, the inhabitants of which of those two cities are harder working on average?
Entertaining stereotypes welcome, but also any real insights (about the actual industriousness of Luzerners / Lausannois, not necessarily framed in the one-dimensional terms above).
Please keep discussion limited to the completely arbitrary pair of places I have chosen.