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29.04.2008, 14:47
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Walking through bahnhof
Someone bumps right into me
They don't give a fUHGk
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29.04.2008, 14:48
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Going crazy count-
ing syllables expats write.
Gonna take nap now.
(P.S. Oldhand, did that happen in CH?!  )
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29.04.2008, 14:51
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| Quote: | |  | | | Walk through Hauptbahnhof
Someone bumps right into me
They don't give a fuhk | | | | |
Looking at Coop shelves
Woman steps in front of me
Never says sorry
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29.04.2008, 15:02
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| Quote: | | | | | Looking at Coop shelves
Woman steps in front of me
Never says sorry | | | | | Glad you understand
Thanks to EF, now we know
not the only one
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29.04.2008, 15:17
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A haiku you said ?
what is the fun you find in
just three lines of text ?
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29.04.2008, 15:23
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| Quote: | | | | | have no clean clothes left
time to get some laundry done
can't for two more weeks | | | | | something is not right
when a woman tells right away
she so few clothes has
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29.04.2008, 15:25
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| Quote: | | | | | A haiku you said ?
what is the fun you find in
just three lines of text ? | | | | | Tells a story in
three lines; cuts out all yappers
who can't stop typing.
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29.04.2008, 15:29
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| Quote: | | | | | A haiku you said ?
what is the fun you find in
just three lines of text ? | | | | | Discombobulate
we can lay it on a plate?
on nerves we can grate
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29.04.2008, 15:35
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'Tis often wanted
but only rarely granted
Damn ye' Washing Day!
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29.04.2008, 15:39
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Oldhand, a haiku
must not always rhyme, you know
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29.04.2008, 15:53
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| Quote: | | | | | Oldhand, a haiku
must not always rhyme, you know
Unquestionably
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Swiss expats take part
in forums, jeopardising
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29.04.2008, 15:57
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topics recycling,
scoff'd on by veterans, but
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29.04.2008, 15:59
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| Quote: | | | | | Oldhand, a haiku
must not always rhyme, you know
Unquestionably
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It's just silly me
I always want to talk rhyme
nonequivalent
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Reason: made a boo boo
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29.04.2008, 16:01
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I rebuff to write
silly verses in haiku
... oops I just did it  |
29.04.2008, 16:07
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| Quote: | | | | | I rebuff to write
silly verses in haiku
... oops I just did it
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Wrong use of 'rebuff'
Get Cambridge dictionary
Then better haiku  |
29.04.2008, 16:16
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Antimacassar
Useful accessory used
by Swiss Grandmother
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29.04.2008, 16:18
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Poetry never wrong
this is just silly time kill
before I go home
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29.04.2008, 16:36
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Can't believe this thread
It is just hilarious
Must do some real work
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29.04.2008, 16:43
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| Quote: | | | | | Chemgoddess please note
'Tis always 'i' before 'e'
But not after 'c'
| | | | | your neighbor agrees
weird thing to tell science girl
some deficiencies
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29.04.2008, 17:22
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beautiful alpine
view, right outside my window
afternoon nap time
cow bells sound just like
weird swiss jazz - out of sych and
a bit discordant
i have too much time
on my hands, if i can sit
and write dumb haiku
in switzerland i
have to defrost the blasted
refrigerator
Last edited by edot; 29.04.2008 at 17:24.
Reason: had another idea
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