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29.04.2008, 13:23
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Work your art muscles
Swiss life inspirational
Do better than me
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29.04.2008, 13:35
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Fresh meat from Migros
all day long I dream off it
at night I am broke
And my favorite haiku  :
Haikus are easy
But sometimes they dont make sense
Refridgerator
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29.04.2008, 13:40
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| Quote: | |  | | | Fresh meat from Migros
all day long I dream off it
at night I am broke
And my favorite haiku :
Haikus are easy
But sometimes they dont make sense
Refridgerator | | | | | D*mn it. Refrigerator is my favorite end to all Haikus. Thief.
When I make haiku
I cheat all the time, he he
refrigerator
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29.04.2008, 13:46
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| Quote: | | | | | D*mn it. Refrigerator is my favorite end to all Haikus. Theif.
When I make haiku
I cheat all the time, he he
refrigerator | | | | |
At least you spelt it correctly.
Dishwasher ZUG brand
Oven is ZUG brand, also
refrigerator
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29.04.2008, 13:53
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| Quote: | | | | | Theif. | | | | | Chemgoddess please note
'Tis always 'i' before 'e'
But not after 'c' |
29.04.2008, 14:02
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| Quote: | | | | | Chemgoddess please note
'Tis always 'i' before 'e'
But not after 'c'
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a single spelling mistake
I doubt is you, word.
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29.04.2008, 14:10
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Meow meow meow meow meow
Can I has cheezburgers now?
Lolcat, nom nom nom
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29.04.2008, 14:12
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No furniture yet
Truck arrives with boxes
Wow! Expensive meat
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29.04.2008, 14:15
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Baseler Curry Night:
Just plain delicious!
Need babysitter please...
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29.04.2008, 14:16
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Look, posters, listen:
Haikus about Swiss life, or
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29.04.2008, 14:16
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| Quote: | | | | | He who never makes
a single spelling mistake
I doubt is you, word. | | | | |
Hey.... nothing personal Chem, the first haiku I was taught at school was:
In spelling please note
etc
etc
I just changed the first part to Chemgoddess.....
Barbra.
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29.04.2008, 14:21
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| Quote: | | | | | Baseler Curry Night:
Just plain delicious!
Need babysitter please... | | | | | Wibble, haiku rules:
five, seven, five syllables
Yours are too 'modern'
(One concession: OK, 'Baseler' can be pronounced 'basler'.)
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29.04.2008, 14:23
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Thought I'd make Swiss friends
They aren't very inclusive
Won't wait years for one
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29.04.2008, 14:31
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have no clean clothes left
time to get some laundry done
can't for two more weeks
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29.04.2008, 14:33
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haiku!
bless you!
haiku?
hailku too?
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29.04.2008, 14:34
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Used to get work done
Then I found English Forum
Oh, if only my boss knew.
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29.04.2008, 14:34
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| Quote: | | | | | Dishwasher ZUG brand
Oven is ZUG brand, also
refrigerator | | | | | Argus - that is hilarious!
Learning High German
Except they speak Swiss German
Do not understand
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29.04.2008, 14:39
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Life in a Swiss town
Folks saying 'Gruezi' and 'Tschuss'
And 'chuchichäschtli'
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29.04.2008, 14:41
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cheeses of all kinds
tasty breads and chocolate
what is with the milk?
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29.04.2008, 14:43
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A bear stole a pie
So he was condemned to die
in peace, he now lie
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