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does your man fart next to you?

Well I guess this will put a smile on your face. I do not know what to do/ think and I guess I just have to accept the situation- most times I manage but other times it just really me. My husband farts- nothing wrong with it. I've asked him if poss to go to the room next door when he feels the need do it- I always do that. I explained to him that I find it gross; my father used to fart at the dinner table, comment on his farts (yes, you might be laughing but it was not my reaction back then)- anyway, I told my hubbie it'd be great if he didn't lift himself up his chair to then loudly fart in front of me especially during dinner. But does he do it? Nope. What is it with farting and the gender difference??? I do not know of one women who proudly farts in front of her husband/ boyfriend. Accepting is the key, right? As you see I struggle with it, I guess it is more about the fact he doesn't care what's important to me... Thanks for your insight!!
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Old 18.05.2015, 22:48
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Re: does your man fart next to you?

I don't think I could ever be with someone who does that. I just wouldn't look at him/her erotically after that, the smell of shit is a mood killer and a huge sign of lack of manners.

If he doesn't get it, I would withhold sex indefinitely from him until he changes. See if he behaves
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Well I guess this will put a smile on your face. I do not know what to do/ think and I guess I just have to accept the situation- most times I manage but other times it just really me. My husband farts- nothing wrong with it. I've asked him if poss to go to the room next door when he feels the need do it- I always do that. I explained to him that I find it gross; my father used to fart at the dinner table, comment on his farts (yes, you might be laughing but it was not my reaction back then)- anyway, I told my hubbie it'd be great if he didn't lift himself up his chair to then loudly fart in front of me especially during dinner. But does he do it? Nope. What is it with farting and the gender difference??? I do not know of one women who proudly farts in front of her husband/ boyfriend. Accepting is the key, right? As you see I struggle with it, I guess it is more about the fact he doesn't care what's important to me... Thanks for your insight!!
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Old 18.05.2015, 23:01
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Re: does your man fart next to you?

Maybe meaning of fa(h)rt in Swiss cultures is different to them than for the rest of us?
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Re: does your man fart next to you?

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No darling, I didn't just fart, I blew a kiss with my bottom.
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Old 18.05.2015, 23:02
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Well I guess this will put a smile on your face. I do not know what to do/ think and I guess I just have to accept the situation- most times I manage but other times it just really me. My husband farts- nothing wrong with it. I've asked him if poss to go to the room next door when he feels the need do it- I always do that. I explained to him that I find it gross; my father used to fart at the dinner table, comment on his farts (yes, you might be laughing but it was not my reaction back then)- anyway, I told my hubbie it'd be great if he didn't lift himself up his chair to then loudly fart in front of me especially during dinner. But does he do it? Nope. What is it with farting and the gender difference??? I do not know of one women who proudly farts in front of her husband/ boyfriend. Accepting is the key, right? As you see I struggle with it, I guess it is more about the fact he doesn't care what's important to me... Thanks for your insight!!
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Old 18.05.2015, 23:25
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Re: does your man fart next to you?

Sorry ! but I have no "Man "
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Re: does your man fart next to you?

Constantly! But I way past hiding mine from him too!
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Re: does your man fart next to you?

Men enjoy - and never grow out of 'toilet humour'.

It has it's roots back in the school playground.

Whilst all you girlies had you heads in the problems' page of Jackie, us boys were competing with other to see who could fart the loudest, pee the highest, burp on demand ..... and in worst cases - who would end up eating the biscuit.

If you didn't know already, men are still just boys - just fatter and smellier.
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It must be love...
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Old 18.05.2015, 23:38
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I don't think I could ever be with someone who does that. I just wouldn't look at him/her erotically after that, the smell of shit is a mood killer and a huge sign of lack of manners.

If he doesn't get it, I would withhold sex indefinitely from him until he changes. See if he behaves
Well then you'll be happy to know that I can fart many a fragrance

But on a more serious note: asking him to go to another room isn't a solution. At least not one that'll work when he farts in his sleep, in bed next to you.
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Re: does your man fart next to you?

If you can fart strawberries that's a game changer!!
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Re: does your man fart next to you?

Unfortunately I can't fart strawberries. Now, the smell of strawberries, that's another matter entirely
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If you can fart strawberries that's a game changer!!
Warning:- toilet humour alert.

It's when they smell fishy, is the time to worry.
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Re: does your man fart next to you?

Just you wait! It seems you are only just at level 2. You'll look on these days with misty-eyed reminiscence when he starts to fart under the duvet and trap your head under there!
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Re: does your man fart next to you?

No but my four years old son does.

He does those destructive silent bombs ones mostly while sitting next to me. He would look up to my face with a sneaky smile to see if I can smell it and then will laugh his head out.

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Re: does your man fart next to you?

Yesterday, though, we heard the king of farts/
It smelled as sweet as honey tarts/
While it wasn't in the strongest of voice/
It still came on as a powerful noise."

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Re: does your man fart next to you?

No, as I have no MAN,, but we both fart next to each other.

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Old 19.05.2015, 01:38
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Re: does your man fart next to you?

My OH keeps saying women don't fart. But she does while sleeping.

My theory is, she doesn't fart while awake because she can't shut up long enough to build up sufficient pressure.
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