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As we all know a unicorns farts rainbows, so what does that make the gold at the end of it? And why do Leprechauns collect it??
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Re: Friday thread

I was walking through the woods with the dog, a little while back, when it was raining and the sun was brightly shining through the gap in the clouds, yielding a really bright rainbow.

Through the break in the tree canopy, I could see it quite clearly and it really did look like the end was somewhere not too far ahead of me, where I could see a little, withered old man sitting on a tree stump, bent double with his head between his legs.

As I drew level with him, I asked:

- "Are you a goblin?"

- "No - I've got a bloody nosebleed"
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Re: Friday thread

I looked up "Leprechaun Jokes"
Scrolled down and found these pick up lines..


Some of the worst/funniest I've ever seen. WOW


St Patrick's Day Pick Up Lines

Are you from Ireland? Cause when I look at you my penis is Dublin.

"You look magically delicious, and I just happen to be a cereal adulterer."

"Tip o' the Trojan to ye!"

"If you don't sleep with me, the leprechauns have already won."

"How'd you like to help put the Irish Spring back into me shillelagh?"

"Well, lass, we're the only ones still standing. How about it?"

"Lassie, it's your ancestral duty to drive the snake out of my pants!"

"You've already had six Guinness draughts? Brilliant!"

I don't have four leaves, but if you pluck me, I'll give you luck!

Well you caught me lassie! Now I can grant ye one wish, as long as it involves tongue!
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