"Caress from a Bear's Paw", a self-published novel by some dodgy Greek Cypriot who has pencilled in extra hair in his photo on the back cover...
Probably the worst book I have ever read, even taking Dan Brown's "work" into account - and absolutely wonderful!
Any book featuring an "eminent Byzantinologist" as a masculine action hero has got to be worth reading, no?
(If you were at the ploughman's lunch at Basel, this is the book you would have seen me arguing with Wollishofener over...

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