Uncle Max needs to get laid

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...is this linked to the viagra thread?

Excellent advice Uncle Max. Thanks!

Any customizations you would like to offer for Basel?

Don't dress too nicely or they'll think you're from Zurich.

I think this thread saved my day, amazing how humor can affect an othervise dull day.

And well, if anyone get anything going, then I'll be happy to join in... or at the least be sitting in a corner with a beer and a frown

The dry, but true statistics for me is: Male, Single and Straight... and the deviant in me only rears his head when I am drunk... which is more or less the truth.

The problem here is the use of the word "needs"...it implies desperation. Better wording would be:

"Uncle max, although quite content with his lifestyle, would not refuse any sincere offer of a shag".

That might be stretching the truth a bit, I think it's more along the lines of:

"Uncle Max: Fatties Welcome"

I was reading some of your posts about "need to get laid" in facebook etc and it made me remember a saying in Slovak Republic

They Say "No matter what happens, I need to get laid on Thursday" or something like this. Girls and Guys were joking about this saying on a drinks night..

It actually works, I set up many dates on Thursday with no fail.

We should promote such a rule in Switzerland too.

And I always tough at "fassnacht in luzern"

Shall we move the friday drinks to thursdays? Anyone?

Clearly, dude, you've forgotten Spring = rising sap. It's not an altogether unpleasant experience but certainly not something to be put off for too long. There was a young woman walking along Limmatquai wearing a tank top the other day. What with the current fashion for lots of leg on display and big hair... Help me, Rhonda

i've not gone a week and you're gawping at the other ladeez...so soon mon cher?

bumping this one !

Why though... I thought you didn't date, or even like, Swiss women?

I have "dated" and also be in relationships and friendship with Swiss, Brazilian, Italian, Spanish, Eastern European, USA and Latinomerican women so I could form me an opinion.

I find Swiss women, have many virtues, they would make a good wife for sure, would give order and rigor to your life and would be very good mothers and educators. But somewhat I can't find them interesting or capable of awaking strong feelings.

no english or australian though.

Do you want some flaming so we can start new banter on the subject ?

You gotta try out the Canadian girls. It's like a hottness merger of all the above. And minimal attitudes too, down to earth.

That's one thing I really miss about home.

http://www.aircanada.com/ch/en/home.html

You're not missing anything
Official: British women are 'ugliest in the world'

i knew a girl who put that on her status on FB. i think it worked for her

Will be interesting to see fb status updates on Friday