Ah, Mike... You've been entrapped by one of the agents the Swiss Tourist Board sends out around the world, urgently so in these difficult economic times, to try to lure foreigners - and especially their hard-earned cash - to deposit some of it here. But she didn't tell you about the rituals they make you undergo before you even get through customs control, did she? About how you have to sit down, your hands tied behind your back, and eat a whole vat of cheese soup? How you have to then drink coffee laced with a vile schnapps they make out of Alpine flowers - and then prove your prowess at throwing an oversized Swiss flag up in air and catch its handle in your teeth? Or how all the children, day after dreary day, have to eat pancake-size hash browns every day at school, and wash it down with a national beverage made with rennet (don't ask)??
Another victim.
Try Ontario instead - it's closer and they speak a language you know!
J.
P.S. on a serious note, the other posters *do* have valid points: it's not easy to find employment here, especially in your line of work.