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Good Massage parlours in Bern

Hi All,

Could anybody suggest me the Massage parlours in Bern.I am not able to find one myself...

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Chandra
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Old 05.10.2007, 16:21
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Hi All,

Could anybody suggest me the Massage parlours in Bern.I am not able to find one myself...

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their queing up every 1,000 feet from 2-35k ......

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Old 05.10.2007, 16:26
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Re: Good Massage parlours in Bern

Haha. Trust Polarise to be right in there with a massage thread.

I am assuming you are talking about the massages with a happy ending?
Not sure if that is what chandu was referring to.
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Haha. Trust Polarise to be right in there with a massage thread.

I am assuming you are talking about the massages with a happy ending?
Not sure if that is what chandu was referring to.
Why - is there any other version ?
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Old 05.10.2007, 16:35
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Haha. Trust Polarise to be right in there with a massage thread.

I am assuming you are talking about the massages with a happy ending?
Not sure if that is what chandu was referring to.
& I thought it was just dodgy Israelis that couldn't spell .... sheesh
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Sorry.

I almost had a happy ending myself when I saw the thread title, thus I was a bit hasty in my reply.

Won't happen again sir.
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Won't happen again sir.
That is all ... carry on
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That is all ... carry on
Just don't opt for the "extras" judging one of Polorise's previous avatars
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Just don't opt for the "extras" judging one of Polorise's previous avatars
That post is useless without pictures.
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Re: Good Massage parlours in Bern

I am looking for massages with happy ending...unfortunately not for sad ending...



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Re: Good Massage parlours in Bern

As funny as this is, I feel a little bit of explanation needs to be done here (although I can't quite discern if the OP is being serious or sarcastic with this post).

Massage parlours are traditionally where one would go when, ahem, a 'massage' is not neccessarily the true point of the experience. A happy ending is what happens at the end of the 'massage' (note that massage is in quotes).

You are looking for a Spa that has massage therapists.


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Re: Good Massage parlours in Bern

Could somebody give me the details of Massage Parlours(Of course it is for body massage) rather than the crap,timepass and witty replies....

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As funny as this is, I feel a little bit of explanation needs to be done here (although I can't quite discern if the OP is being serious or sarcastic with this post).

Massage parlours are traditionally where one would go when, ahem, a 'massage' is not neccessarily the true point of the experience. A happy ending is what happens at the end of the 'massage' (note that massage is in quotes).

You are looking for a Spa that has massage therapists.
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Re: Good Massage parlours in Bern

Chandra, the way you posted it originally - massage parlor - has a dodgy meaning to Americans, I think Chemgoddess made that very clear. Try googling Koerpermassage and Bern instead and go with ones mentioning wellness on their web sites....

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Re: Good Massage parlours in Bern

Well, if you want to know than stop calling it a massage parlour. In english that means something else.

look here

or here

or here

Seriously, it took me two seconds on google to find that info.


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Re: Good Massage parlours in Bern

My Chinese Malaysian friend gave me the best massages. Including hot sucker cups and massage with a horn that left strange bruise marks but felt great afterwards! I also like the muscle stimulant machines.
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Re: Good Massage parlours in Bern

My god. It just won't stop will it.

Hot sucker cups and horn massages? Stimulant machines?

This thread is just ripe with euphamisms.

And yes, I do have the mentality of a 12 yr old boy.

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Re: Good Massage parlours in Bern

I still stuck on "timepass", "crap" and "witty". I am not sure whether these are specialisms for which a supplement must be paid.

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My god. It just won't stop will it.

Hot sucker cups and horn massages? Stimulant machines?

This thread is just ripe with euphamisms.

And yes, I do have the mentality of a 12 yr old boy.
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Re: Good Massage parlours in Bern

thanks for the info...


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Well, if you want to know than stop calling it a massage parlour. In english that means something else.

look here

or here

or here

Seriously, it took me two seconds on google to find that info.
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Re: Good Massage parlours in Bern

All juvenile male nudging aside, my mom and I had Thai massages today at Wat Phoo in Bern's Old City www.watphoo.ch. If you've never had a Thai massage it's a very cool experience. You're thrown around by a small Thai woman (no not kinky- you wear light clothing that they provide). They walk on you, pummel you, and afterwards you feel like a million bucks. I've had them in Tokyo before - very different than western style. And sorry...no happy endings...
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Re: Good Massage parlours in Bern

Here is the link for the horn massage.

http://gochina.about.com/od/traditio...e/p/GuaSha.htm

if yu have the mentality of a 12 year-old boy then don't look at the pictures of the horn as the purpose of these could easily be misconstrued.

The lower belly massage took some getting used to. When I think if it though, I used to massage my kids when they were babies.

Has anyone seen the Ali G massage sketch?
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