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| also what is incredibly annoying is sitting down to eat then some woman sits adjacent to you with an overpowering perfume of the vilest floral note that seems to penetrate your very being.....
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This is horrible. People, please, two squirts is enough! It's anti-social to come in stinking like a hookers pyjamas. More perfume does not make you more attractive...
I was having dinner one evening - outdoors - and this tart arrived at the next place honking like a stuck goose. My companion looked at me, looked at the Hussy and said to her: "Good evening. I find your perfume horrendously strong. We are going to ask to change tables as the smell is putting me off my food. I'm sorry I have to tell you."
It was a moment I'll cherish forever. The look on the woman's face confirmed the ugliness she contained within. We ruined her meal. Perfect.*
I was in a bar I really like in Zurich at lunchtime today and noticed for the first time they had 'no smoking' signs on every table. I congratulated the waitress for this sea-change, telling her how awful it used to be when everyone smoked and there was no ventilation. She immediately took the sign off my table, replaced it with an ashtray and said "...it's only until 14.00, while people are eating..."
*Although I'm no Hater, if no-one tells them they'll carry on regardless.