Hello everyone,

I'm hoping that you can help me finding a homeopathic doctor in Zurich for my daughter, who is 8 months old. I'm looking for one who preferably has experience with allergies and eczema, which is what my baby is suffering from.

Thank you very much in advance!

Hi Bibi, this message is probably a bit late but i just wanted to let you know that i am a homeopath. I speak english very well and i am a swiss citizen.
I travel between Sydney and Zurich and have many people that i treat with homoepathy in Zurich. I work over the internet with skype or when i am in zurich i work in Zeltweg close to the town centre.
I have 10 years experience . I am also a veterinarian and compliment modern medicine and surgery with homeopathy
If you still need someone or know of any one or any pets that needs a dedicated and enthusiastic homeopath please let me know.

king regards, Channette

please kindly give me your conatct details

thanks

There's an interesting oxymoron.

I can sell you a bottle of water homeopathic medicine for only 5 CHF.

PM me if interested.

Alternatively, go see a dermatologist.

I am a homeopathic doctor. PM me for details.

Please stop derailing threads with your suspect "science"...bet you work for a big Pharma company.

As much as I'm against quack homeopathic medicine, if the poor woman wants some snake-oil saleman to treat her ailing child with mildly sugared water, I'm not going to derail her thread and stand in her way.

My bottles of water homeopathic medicine is 50chf, and therefore clearly superior to this 5chf rubbish.

Don't compromise where your health is concerned, be sure to use JeemWee® - "The Original And The Best"


And don't forget to ask about our Bulk Discount Scheme - the less you order, the more you pay!

So it is true, you're just selling piss, aren't you?

Homeopathic Piss - cP. Molecularly negligible piss.

So whatever you produce after about 8 pints of Guiness then?

Basically you piss into a rain storm and then lick a puddle in the next town over. And because of the law of similars it'll cure you from ever needing to piss again.

Among the thousands of doctors in Switzerland, there are only a few doctors who have minds closed enough to practice homeopathy. As a result of this dilution these "doctors" are immensely powerful.

btw - the original post was in August 2009, so hopefully the poster will have found a remedy that actual deals with the problems, and her child will no longer be suffering.

Yes, but it's highly potent p1ss that I take, hence the market price it can command!

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then how can it be homeopathic? Or are you referring to the perceived potency?

FAIL I: homeopathy = less is more, therefore 5 CHF is of greater value than 50 CHF

FAIL II: bulk discount = more for less ≠ homeopathy

Our manufacturing processes and recipes are of great commercial value, so I cannot discuss them here in any more detail.

Fair point - I'll buy all those squitty little 50ers off you at 5chf a time to show how sorry I am

Check again: our Bulk Discount offer is "the less you order, the more you pay!" so is highly homeopathic - in extreme cases (e.g. if you send us gazzillions of bucks), we may not ship you anything at all - homeopathic Nirvana, as it were!

No PMs yet



Does this mean that I should just send the bill?

Folks, the latest theory is that Homeopathic medecines are an effective Placebo. They survive blind trail tests etc. SO if the Op wants a safe , gentle cheap medecine that for her, seems to work then let her go for it.

Also remember , that medicine efficacy is affected by patient beleif. Optimists heal quicker than pessimists.

Scientifcally, Homeopathic medicines cannot work. But there is a few %points in their favour, blamed on the placebo affect. For people with complete trust in them, that tip the odds in the users favour.

Give me a placebo that works any day over a powerful expensive drug with a 70% failure rate.

I think that the salient point is that it's not for her but her 8 month baby who's unlikely to be an optimist or a believer