another curry thread

[slammer]

Could not find the thread I wanted so here is another one..

Naan-aa, just killed a man
Poppadom against his head
Had lime pickle, now he's dead.
Naan-aa, dinner just begun
But now I'm going to crap it all away.
Naan-aa, ooh-ooh
Didn't mean to make you cry,
Seen nothin' yet just see the loo tomorrow,
Curry on, Curry on, 'cause nothing really madras.


Too late, my dinner's gone
Sends shivers up my spine
Rectum aching all the time.
Goodbye every bhaji, I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and use the loo.
Naan-aa, ooh ooh,
This Dopiaza's mild,
I Sometimes wish we'd never come here at all...

******

(Guitar solo)

*****

I see a little chicken tikka on the side,
Rogan Josh, Rogan Josh pass the chutney made of mango.
Vindaloo does nicely
Very very spicey ME!
Biryani (Biryani)
Biryani (Biryani)
Biryani and a naan,
(A vindaloo loo looo...)
I've eaten balti, somebody help me
He's eaten balti, get him to a lavatory
Stand you well back Cause this loo is quarantined.

Here it comes,
There it goes,
technicolor yawn.
I chunder
No!
It's coming up again
(There he goes) I chunder It's coming up again
(There he goes) It's coming up again, (Up again)
Coming up again (up again)
Here it comes again
(No no no no no non o no no No)
On my knees, I'm on my knees, I'm on my knees
Oh there he goes
This vindaloo
Is about to wreck my guts
Poor me... Poor me... Poor me!

*****

(Guitar solo)

*****

So you think you can chunder and still it's alright?
So you want to eat curry and drink beer all night?
Ohh maybe, now you'll puke like a baby,
Just had to come out,
Just had to come right out in here....

******

(Guitar solo)

******

Korma, saag or bhuna,
Balti, naan, bhaji.
Nothing makes a difference
Nothing makes a difference to me

(Anyway, my wind blows.)

Rogan Josh, Rogan Josh pass the chutney made of mango.
Slammer just can not get rid of this line so tonight´s Slammersupper was Rogan Josh with a fresh baked nan.
There you go all you currylovers.

Deliciously nomnomnom.

[cheesey]

As a curryaholic, I am deeply offended by this insensitive nonsense! The indifference expressed in this bit is particularly shocking:

Korma, saag or bhuna,
Balti, naan, bhaji.
Nothing makes a difference
Nothing makes a difference to me




Shocking, I'm appalled

[Leni]

Made me laugh on a rainy Sunday - thanks for that!!

[argus]

I liked how the candles stood lovingly next to the bottle.

It´s great to eat a hot curry when it´s cold weather time, isn´t it?


Nutty lyrics, by the way. Is it a real song?

[Leni]

	Quote:	argus
	I liked how the candles stood lovingly next to the bottle. It´s great to eat a hot curry when it´s cold weather time, isn´t it? Nutty lyrics, by the way. Is it a real song?

You are surely joking, argus??

[argus]

	Quote:	Leni
	You are surely joking, argus??

I´ve heard worse spoofy songs on Youtube.

[Leni]

Oh, I see I've mixed you up a bit here....sorry!!

The song is Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen.
Mama mia, mama mia, let me go..........!!