Newcastle United are THIRD in the Premier League! THIRD!

Ahead of Chelsea, Arsenal, Liverpool and Spurs!!

How the hell did that happen? Can we just stop the season now? Or at least pause it and bask in the glory for a little while?

I must say I am quite shocked (and a little pleased tbh) on how well your boys are doing. Despite that dickhead of an owner, Pardew is doing a great job. Manager of the month anyone?

(and this is coming from a lifelong Liverpool fan)