Aren`t ye lot forgettin' somethin' about today? Arrrr.....

http://www.talklikeapirate.com/

http://www.syddware.com/cgi-bin/pirate.pl

I think ye ortin' ta go be havin' a lie down Colonel

International talk like a pirate day?

o ..
and shiver me timbers, rub my jolly roger, and bugger seaman stains.

I guess bein' this far from th' sea, ya dogs would be havin' forgotten...

On our ship it be talk like a cat pirate day - there be some picture ideas for ya captain...

I love Pirate stories...

(Taken from http://www.privateerdragons.com/pirates_famous3.html)

"In 1730 Henry Johnson, dubbed Henriques the Englishman by his Spanish crew, was operating a pirate ship called the Two Brothers off the coast of Rhode Island.


Although Henriques was missing a hand, it did little to slow him down. In battle, he would often start off by balancing his rifle on the stub of his arm and firing it with expert accuracy. Afterwards he would drop the rifle and attack with his cutlass, swinging it madly at anyone in his way.


Attacking the John and Jane off Swan Island near Jamaica, Henriques' pirates battled for almost five hours before boarding the vessel.
Henriques was known as pirate who gave no quarter and asked for none in return, except in this instance. The pirates had stripped the crew and were preparing to hang everyone on board in pairs when Henriques heard the scream of a woman. Upon entering the cabin, he discovered one of his pirates had stripped and was about to rape her. Henriques put a stop to it, forbade anyone to hurt her, then had her belongings gathered up and let her go at the next port. He also stopped the other hangings from taking place.


Henriques was wanted throughout the Americas yet he managed to have a long career, confounding all pursuers and terrifying all in his wake. With the exception of his staunch rule against violence against women, he was an extremely blood-thirsty pirate who was never captured."



Aarrrr...

Ahoy ..... Aaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrdvarks !!

I went to the bank to get some Peces of Eght but because of a EU directive they’ve been decimalised and are now called Pieces of 12.5%

Damn arl ya bilge sucking land lubbers posting arl day lang in pesky Inglish.
Be yee not true buccaneers?
Share ya grog and booty at cap'ns table wid us seadogs or it ull be davey jones locker fuyr da lot of yas.
Fair wind me hearties. Aarrr!

..."ar"...

How much does it cost for a pirate to pierce his ears? A buck an ear !!!

There once was a pirate named Bates,
Who danced the Fandango on skates.
He fell on his cutlass
Which rendered him nutless
And practically useless on dates!

Would that be Master Bates?

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

It be only seven sundowns away now! Oi hope yew arrrrrrrrrr get'n yersels ready f'rit?

Aye Aye Carperten, Arf soored of me hand and is fitting me hook. Tonight I'll be a whittlin me stump.

I usually do that first thing in the morning, before I get up...

Oh non, not another one of those. What is Oldhand saying please ??

Aaarrr.... I hope I find someone to shiver me timbers

matey, ahoy, must you!